19 March 2011

Jayne's Small Arms Review: Pirate Netgun

Airpirate Netgun



   Although non-lethal, this weapon is in widespread use amongst airpirates these days. This is due to the lucrative market in captured Earth females on Mars. Most are sold off to other airpirates for their iniquitous dens. Notihng more than hives of scum and villainy, those places. However, women of quality are most commonly ransomed back to their families, spared the 'fate worse than death' of their maids.

   As you can see in the full motion photostat, the range of the insidious device is not great. However, it has proven quite effective at ensnaring young ladies as they flee in their properly modest clothing, which is sadly detrimental to a hasty escape.

2 comments:

Eli Arndt said...

Nice find and just noticed then ew banner as well!

J Womack, Esq. said...

Just did the banner today. Not entirely happy with it, but working on spicing it up a bit. Check out Scattergun's...