23 February 2010

FLARES IN THE NIGHT



A note of precaution and reminder for all of our non-Texican readers: expect rocket flares in the sky tonight and every night for the next thirteen days. Please do not be alarmed.


The commander of the local Texican garrison (the security force of Republic Marines at the Texican Consulate), Major Anthony Polendo, has reminded this journal that it is traditional for one hundred and eighty-three white flares to be fired into the sky at every military base in the Republic from February 23rd to March 5th. On the night of March 6th, the white flares will be replaced with red flares after a thirteen gun salute.


[Editor's Note: As requested (ask and ye shall receive!), an explanation: February 23rd is the anniversary of the start of the siege of the Alamo in the War for Texan Independence, or Texas Revolution, whichever you prefer. The siege lasted 13 days, ending on 06 MAR 1836. It was a leap year, by the way, if you are trying to count the days. Honestly, I assumed everyone knew that. See what happens when you assume, kids?]

4 comments:

Eli Arndt said...

How about an editor's note for those of us who might not know what this is all about :)

J Womack, Esq. said...

Done!

Eli Arndt said...

I think unless you are from Texas, the Alamo is little less than one of many glanced over events in US history.

J Womack, Esq. said...

No way! Really? Heck, we even had a John Wayne movie about it.

But to tell you the truth, most Texans don't know when it was. What it was, yeah, mostly kinda sorta, but when? Nope.