The Atlas of Imagi-Nations
Gentlemen, I have embarked today upon an ambitious - nay, heroic! - quest: the Atlas of Imagi-nations!
You will now find, on the lefthand margin of your difference engine imaging screen, a section entitled: Imagi-nation Atlas. Below the heading are located telephonic linkages which, when selected, shall lead you to information about the imagi-nation selected.
The Viceroy of the Martian Crown Colony had this to say when his staff informed him of the news:
"Mister Womack has embarked, today, on an ambitious - nay, heroic! - quest."
Yes, I am on the Viceregal staff. My function? I write the Viceroy's speeches, actually.
Anyone with an imagi-nation that wishes to be considered for inclusion in the atlas need only contact me with their information, preferably providing me with a telephonic network address. This is easily done through the comments feature of this journal.